This unfathomable situation

It’s nice to know I’m still missed. For those of you still in Guyana, I miss you too. In fact I played cards this weekend for the first time since returning to the states and it just wasn’t the same. But how could it be? After all, the cards weren’t sticking to my fingers due to the Diet (insect repellant), a few rounds of Banks beers weren’t scattered over the table, strangers weren’t coming up to us asking for money or giving us advice on how to play our hand, and the stereo wasn’t at full volume. Oh, I almost forgot, I wasn’t sweating my b*lls off in a plastic lawn chair.

Thanks for the great email.

Date: Sat, 5 Oct 2002 21:31:36 -0700 (PDT)
From: “hidden”
Subject: Gone but not forgotten, Guy 10.1
To: [email protected]

Just tonight, some of us had a chance to get together. Of course your name got brought up and we again rehashed the circumstances surrounding this unfathomable situation. This is my first time at a computer since swearing in, and by the time you reply, I’ll be back in the bush, and won’t see a computer again for at least six weeks.

I wish this whole thing didn’t happen, and I peruse all the information on your website with the same level of shock and dismay I had when I first found out you were sent home (I found out about a week after you left the country… information doesn’t get to me very quickly). I just remember our discussion over Chinese food (remember? It was like we were seniors who had just graduated from high school, still hanging out in town… :) ) thinking that we’ll all enjoy a nice chuckle over this many times over the next two years, and beyond.

I hate knowing that you are missing everything going on here because of Earl the SOB (he hasn’t been winning many friends since you’ve left anyway, from what I hear) and his unilateral decision to deprive you of a really great experience. It’s so frustrating to have to be nice to him, just so I stay off the “radar”. I just want to tell him to f- off every time I see him, and I don’t even see him all that often.

On another note, the crime situation in Georgetown and on the East Coast is horrifying so you should feel a bit lucky to be where it’s safe. The rate of violent crimes here is truly fearsome… Four people were shot on one volunteer’s street about two weeks back. The volunteers in G-town don’t feel very safe here, and I am feeling very lucky that I don’t live here in town.

Well, I’m getting along in the bush just fine. The school is an absolute zoo (the students don’t learn and the teachers don’t teach). Hey, if it were a good school, I wouldn’t be there, right? :) One volunteer near me got dengue fever, but is now OK; although he and another volunteer were robbed just a few weeks ago, but I suppose they are both OK now.

I hate to sound so somber, because I am guessing that you are getting over this, but I just wanted to tell you that the folks down here aren’t going to forget you any time soon. I might sound like an old man (or as the Guyanese say a “Big” man) but please don’t forget that everything happens for a reason.

Bomb threat

Apparently, the Peace Corps office in Georgetown was evacuated about a week ago because of a possible bomb threat. According to one volunteer, the information came from a guy whose friend had been planning to bomb the U.S. embassy or one of the U.S.-related buildings (like the Peace Corps office) on the anniversary of September 11th, but couldn’t get the parts he needed on time. The threat has since passed, for the state of alert they had been placed on has since been lifted.

Great accomplishments in unfair conditions

I received a wonderful email today from one of the current volunteers. This individual is a member of the Volunteer Action Committee. VAC acts on behalf of the 50 or so volunteers by providing feedback, suggestions, requests, and complaints to the Guyana Peace Corps staff. While VAC’s powers are rather limited (suggestions only), its influence seems to have grown. Here is the email:

Date: Wed, 2 Oct 2002 11:55:55 -0700 (PDT)
From: “hidden”
Subject: Re: Condolences
To: [email protected]

Jason,

Here’s what VAC’s been up to. We recently had a visit from an admin guy from the IAP region, and the opportunity was not missed to dump on Earl. Your departure has caused some serious waves that have resounded all the way to Washington; you may have heard that one volunteer wrote a letter to the U.S. Ambassador to Guyana that detailed Earl’s attitude and behavior, and sent copies to IAP and Washington.

Earl was on the point of sending another volunteer (GUY-9) home for a reason even more ridiculous than yours, and it was only because he was slow enough in his paperwork that the rest of us were able to find out about it and threatened a petition in the form of a survey of volunteer confidence in the staff being sent to the powers that be. The volunteer is still here. If we’d had more warning, maybe the same tactic would’ve worked in your case.

Let me ask you a question to get your side of it: Earl is saying he sent you home for the sole reason that there wasn’t a site available (which is pretty ridiculous, considering it was less than a week after training), or was it that Earl had a bone to pick with you, personally?

So, what are your plans now? Try Peace Corps again? Re-enter the corporate world? How have you found the reaction from friends and family who didn’t expect to see you for two years?

I’m pleased that VAC was able to a) voice complaints about staff management and b) successfully petition to keep a volunteer in Guyana that was about to be sent home. These are great accomplishments in unfair conditions.

To answer your questions, yes, I was officially sent home because the Guyana Peace Corps staff couldn’t find a site that could use my web development skills. Earl’s August 21 memo reads, “Jason is being given an Early Termination/Interrupted Service per MS 284, 5.0. ‘The host country (or other cooperating agency to which the volunteer is assigned) requests that the volunteer be removed from service for reasons that would not consist grounds for administrative separation.’ The best and only site available, which requires web site knowledge and skills, was the WWF-Guiana’s placement. The decision by the cooperating agency not to accept Jason Pearce, therefore, removes this site from consideration, has resulted in this action.

You are correct to observe that I was sent home less than five days after loosing my assignment with the WWF. According to Earl and a WWF email, the WWF decided that they no longer wanted to have me serve as a volunteer on August 19. Two days later, Earl had already made plans to send me home. I was back in the states on August 23.

Earl’s hasty action to send me home shows that he had little interest in finding me a replacement site. When I proposed a backup site that I had already found (the Tourism and Hospitality Association of Guyana), Earl was not willing to take my proposal seriously. While he did call THAG’s director of August 21 to learn more about their needs, I was prohibited from talking or meeting with THAG until after I had signed and completed all of Earl’s Close of Service paperwork. So what was the point?

Obviously, Earl felt threatened by me and was eager to find a way to send me home. On Thursday, August 22, Earl confirmed his distaste for me by saying that I was cocky and that I should be pleased to receive a non-disciplinary early termination (i.e. Interruption of Service), for it was the best he could do in light of the circumstances. He said that he really should have administratively separated me due to my personal website and audio files.

Since returning to the states, I have requested reassignment or re-enrollment per my rights as an Early Termination/Interruption of Service RPCV. So far, I have not received a response from DC regarding this request. Thankfully, I’ve had a lot of support from US friends and folks like you back in Guyana.

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet

A buddy of mine at my dad’s office, John Hudson, stopped by my cubicle yesterday and asked how the redesign of their website was going. Pleased to show off my work, I began to give him a brief tour of the site’s improvements.

During the tour, we came across an unfinished page that was still waiting for copy. For pages that still require copy, I often put in some dummy text, which has no meaning, but looks very similar to real text. The dummy text that I have been using is a few paragraphs of Latin that I found on the Internet several years ago. Here is the first paragraph, but if you want to see the full version that I often use, click here:

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetaur adipisicing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum.

Well since John studied Latin for four years, our afternoon diversion soon began. I was curious to know the translation of the dummy text that I’ve been using for years and John was interested in testing his memory of Latin.

Needless to say, if it wasn’t for the Internet, we’d still be puzzled. But thanks to a few quick searches, we found some very interesting answers.

A quick and simplified answer is that Lorem Ipsum refers to text that the DTP (Desktop Publishing) industry uses as replacement text when the real text is not available.

For example, when designing a brochure, book, or website, a designer will insert Lorem ipsum text if the real text is not available. The Lorem ipsum text looks real enough that the brochure or book looks complete. The book or brochure can then be shown to the client for approval. The important factor when using Lorem ipsum text is that the text looks realistic otherwise the brochure or book will not look very good.

Lorem ipsum is a slightly jumbled Latin passage from Cicero’s de Finibus 1.10.32, which begins ‘Neque porro quisquam est qui dolorem ipsum quia dolor sit amet, consectetur, adipisci velit…’ De Finibus Bonorum et Malorum, written in 45 BC, is a treatise on the theory of ethics very popular in the Renaissance.

What’s remarkable is that this text has been the industry’s standard dummy text ever since some printer in the 1500s took a galley of type and scrambled it to make a type specimen book; it has survived not only four centuries of letter-by-letter resetting but even the leap into electronic typesetting, essentially unchanged except for an occasional ‘ing’ or ‘y’ thrown in.

According to one website, the transformation of Lorem Ipsum text into a digital format can probably be credited to Aldus with their DTP software Pagemaker (now an Adobe product) which had Lorem Ipsum text included inside the software. In fact, the Lorem Ipsum text even appears in Microsoft Word 2002’s help files, apparently by mistake. Microsoft has a Knowledge Base Article in its support section explaining its occurrence:

Summary
The phrase “Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet …” appears in Microsoft Word 2002 online Help. It appears in the Help topic “About tracked changes and comments”. This phrase has the appearance of an intelligent Latin idiom. Actually, it is nonsense.

More Information
Although the phrase is nonsense, it does have a long history. The phrase has been used for several centuries by typographers to show the most distinctive features of their fonts. It is used because the letters involved and the letter spacing in those combinations reveal, at their best, the weight, design, and other important features of the typeface.

A 1994 issue of “Before & After” magazine traces “Lorem ipsum …” to a jumbled Latin version of a passage from de Finibus Bonorum et Malorum, a treatise on the theory of ethics written by Cicero in 45 B.C. The passage “Lorem ipsum …” is taken from text that reads, “Neque porro quisquam est qui dolorem ipsum quia dolor sit amet, consectetur, adipisci velit …,” which translates as, “There is no one who loves pain itself, who seeks after it and wants to have it, simply because it is pain….”

During the 1500s, a printer adapted Cicero’s text to develop a page of type samples. Since then, the Latin-like text has been the printing industry’s standard for fake, or dummy, text. Before electronic publishing, graphic designers had to mock up layouts by drawing in squiggled lines to indicate text. The advent of self-adhesive sheets preprinted with “Lorem ipsum” gave a more realistic way to indicate where text would go on a page.

Obviously, I found all of this to be quite fascinating. Little did I know that by using Lorem ipsum as my dummy text when I develop websites, I have been maintaining a typesetting tradition that dates back to the 1500s.

Competition is fierce

The job search is going slow, as you might imagine. While there may be a few web development or content management jobs out there, the competition for them is fierce.

One good lead, however, came from USA Swimming. Last week I sent them an email in response to their posted webmaster position. On Friday, I received a reply email from them saying that I was a finalist and made their “candidate pool” — yep, they actually wrote “pool,” although I don’t believe the pun was intentional.

Their email requested me to provide a review of their website. Well, being unemployed and all, I had plenty of time to give them a full review; all of which I posted online in a special section of my site just for them. Check out my review.

Perhaps I went over the top. Then again, perhaps I’ll knock their socks off — aqua socks that is.